must delete fb
must go back to my roots
"If you want the life that most people want and imagine, you must be willing to do the work that most people won’t" - trey anthony
Vanilla Ice and Madonna
Sex book by Steven Meisel, 1992
madonna and vanilla ice hanging out
I was in gr 1, it was recess, and i saw that these three bishes got cake. I was like, “BISH! HOW THE HELL DID U GET CAKE!” and they were like, “We were rewarded for turning something in we found to the office. Someone lost it.
Me being the genius I was like, “REALLY?? OOO i better find something and return it!!!” so i decided to find something random, return it to the the office, AND GET CAKE.
So I looked through the stones in the playground, found a cheap hair clip, and went to turn it in thinking I would get the cake and ALL THE GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I go into the office and I am like, “MISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
and she was like, “Oh hi brandon…what did you do this time?” (I got sent to the office everyday for pretty much being the baddest bitch and not giving a fuck)
So I was like, “I found this hair clip in the playground…. someone is probably WORRIED SICK about it!” ( it was one of those cheap plastic ones u can buy in huge packs)
and she gives me a blank stare and is like, “Um Okay…see you later” and takes the clip.
I never got that cake…
She totally saw me later that day ( i beat up a kid for beating up a kid)
ugh @ that feeling u get when u really wanna message someone because something hilarious happened but then you can’t because you remember you aren’t friends anymore.
oh and that they suck at being a decent human being
i am seriously getting a gun license and learning how to kick box tho
i just need to cement my status as the baddest bitch.
I probably won’t get a gun tho. Just a license and people will be like,
WHERE IS YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE” and i will be like, “Um I don’t have one!” and they will be like, “EW why didn’t u learn how to drive!” and i’ll be like, “UM BECAUSE I LEARNED HOW TO SHOOT” and i’ll flash my license, flip my hair, twirl, and strut away to Yonce by Beyonce.
if i hear one more person use the excuse, “I do this to everybody.” as an excuse for doing something stupid or shitty.
I will kick them in the face and say, “I do this to everybody”, walk over their unconscious body, and strut away to “Diva” by Beyonce.
two things imma do
get a gun license
learn how to kick box.